2/25/2006- Back from Mega Con--A rather lame ass con for costumes--a little too many anime freaks for my taste--but I did get to hang with Bo Duke. Yeah, I told him I was totally pissed he's toast and not Lana--but whatcha gonna do? I also got a kick ass Lex Luthor autograph which mommy has proceeded to lick repeatedly *freak!*
I did ask him what was in the pic Lionel showed him, and he did tell me--but made me swear not to tell--So HA HA HA Suckers! That's why I'm cool and you're not!
 

12-25-2005- Santa ROCKS! That's right--I have a lightsaber, and yup--it's Red! Sweet! (Just ignore the lame clones in the pic with me--I took care of them as soon as the flash went off)

 

9-3-05- Back from the Kick ass Con DRAGON CON! Here's some pics of my weekend:

They are from left to right (top) Me in my Hella kewl Jayne hat my mom made, Adam Baldwin (A man named Jayne from Firefly), Satine from Moulin Rouge, Jewel Staite (The beautiful Kaylee from Firefly), The HAWT Princess Leia in her gold bikini, and Spidey! That's right--I rock!

4/27/05-Sorry for the long time, no update dance, but I had attended an advanced screening of ELEKTRA in late December and have been in a horrifed coma ever since.  But, the smell of STAR WARS in the air have awakened me, and I'm ready to live the hype!

So, with that in mind, let's get the ball rolling!

Last Friday, I realized I needed to get my tickets for STAR WARS! Wahoo!

I awoke from peaceful slumberland (not to be confused with that crappy WB series with the hot chick from FULL HOUSE).

I began my day like I usually do,

After that, I had a leisurely breakfast where I assembled the ultimate Darth Maul Lightsaber.  To accopmlish this I needed, two red sith cereal lightsabers, and some uni-directional bonding strips.

It was early yet, so I decided to partake of a little Clone War action.  Tartakokovosky, er, Tartoknofsky, well whatever his damn name is, the guy rules!

I changed into my Darth Beanus costume and headed on down to the multiplex.  I was first in line at the box office to purchase tickets.  Sad, really, that more geeks aren't going wild for Star Warsy goodness.  I mean, this one is going to be dark, like EMPIRE, and dark is good (see Muppet Movie comment below)!

Oddly, no brave ticket girl would help me (it was probably my bad-ass Sith costume scaring them away). Remind me to write a strongly worded letter to AMC about their customer service towards Sith-inclined pigs.

So, after the snubbing, I decided to use the automated box-office to great success! Star Wars tickets are mine! Mine, I tell you!

The line for REVENGE OF THE SITH starts here, BITCH!

 
 

7/12/04-I've been having a real busy summer working on all of my evil plots, and to give you a sneak preview I've posted a picture of me working on one of them:

Wait! That's not the picture! How do you delete this thing?!  Wait, CTRL-ALT-DEL...
That didn't do it! Ah crud...

7/2/04-Greetings, webheads! I have just gotten back from the cinematic experience of the summer, SPIDER-MAN 2!!!!!

First, I have to admit I was disappointed by the lack of costume support for the film. Where's the excitement? Where's the love for your friendly neighborhood wall crawler?! 

As you can see, I was well prepared as Spidey, and Biscuit was doing his best Doc Ock.

This was quite simply the best comic book movie ever!! Well, after SUPERMAN, of course.

6/13/04-I have achieved one of my lifelong dreams and ridden a dinosaur.  Unfortuneately, it wasn't quite theexperience I had built it up to be in my mind. Oh well....

5/25/04-I have acquired a guard dog to fend off all the lookee-loos who are obsessed with either taking my picture, or cracking the secret to one of my evil plots. His name is CUJO, and like his namesake, as you can see, he's ferocious and can take your arm off! Beware!

5/16/04 -I just wanted to wish my Mommy the happiest of birthdays, and I hope she has great fortunes over the next year with which she can use to buy me toys galore!

4/12/04- Two Words--General Grievous!! One Year, One Month 7 Days until Episode III!! In the meantime, New Smallville on Wed with Christopher Reeve...Yes! Oh, and The world premeire of Spiderman 2---It totally rocks!!!

11/8/03- Went to Walt Disney World Yesterday, including MGM Studios which has the most awesome attraction ever... Star Tours!
Here are some of the pics from the day.

Yes, Darth Beanus out ran an AT-AT, Drove a Speeder
Bike, and the Monorail, Met Darth Vadar,
Played in the Ewok Village, Shopped at 'Tatooine
Traders', and Battled Emperor Zurg on the Buzz Lightyear
Ride. Oh yeah, and I kicked Pirate Booty, too!

 
 

11/7/03- Clone Wars rocks! Rocks I tell you! Excpet why do they have to keep putting girls in my Star Wars movies?!

11/5/03 - If anyone's interested, I hacked into Lucasfilm's computer files and downloaded the entire Star Wars: Clone Wars animated series. They are pretty awesome. You mere mortals will have to wait to see them, but I don't!!!!

11/1/03 - My mommy's friend made me an awesome Sith Lord costume for Halloween! That's right, I'm a badass now! I will adopt my sith name as Darth Beanus!  And no snickering, I can hear ya laughing. I don't care, Darth Beanus it is! Any smart comments from the peanut gallery and I'll use my sith force choke on ya! That's right, I will!...Awww. My Mommy says I have to be nicer now, although it's not fair. Thank you Mag-a-sauraus, I really appreciate it. I netted a whole boat load of candy. More so than Biscuit in his silly little Superman cape!

10/17/03 - Welcome to my homepage. It's black because dark is cool. Like "Empire Strikes Back" is the best of the "Star Wars" movies because it's dark! Or "The Muppet Movie" is the best Muppet movie since Doc Hopper wants to cut off Kermit's legs and eat him. That's dark I tell ya! Dark! Dark! Dark!

I should probably answer the propoganda my mommy likes to spread about me. First, I don't care what she says about my new baby "brother" Biscuit. He IS a clone. He IS evil. And I think he's kinda gay. It's not that I don't like baths, it's that I don't like my mommy taking pictures of me when I do! And, most importantly, I wear the bunny slippers to keep my feet warm, that's all.

If you have any questions about my page here, than you can e-mail the post master general for all I care because I feel like a God with this page -- A GOD I TELL YOU!